V for Vendetta

The last twenty years has seen a renaissance in Hollywood of the comic book character. The main players – Batman, Spiderman, Superman are alive and well with imminent releases for all of them from the major studios both this summer and the next. Then there are the B-Listers, The Hulk, Ironman, Captain America, Judge Dredd to name a few. The C in C-Lister stands for Cult (glad I spelt that right) It involves DC and Marvel characters less known to mere mortals such as myself. However, to comic fans, they are probably better than the A-Listers!

As big names such as Christopher Nolan and Zack Snyder have discovered, for an adaptation to survive amongst the diehard fans, the movie has to be meticulously true to the original. You must never mess with the characters (let alone change their names), the politics, the colours, the ubiquitous dark pervasive atmosphere, their costumes, their voices (like the gruff “I’m Batman!”) and a thousand and one other things. Fail in any one, plagiarise any other film/character, or ultimately ignore at your peril the anoraks expectations (as I discovered whilst watching Prometheus) and you may as well not have bothered. And worse, the film becomes a laughing stock for the remainder of its shelf life – forever an example of how not to do it (Who remembers Catwoman? Or, god forbid, Supergirl (1984))?. Consequentially, the films end up as darker and more serious than the light hearted superheroes of yesteryear  – the difference between Burtons’ Batman to Nolan’s illustrates this point. It’s as if kids comics have become more for ‘grown-ups’!

Originally a comic creation by Alan Moore (creator of The Watchmen), V for Vendetta was put to screen by the Wachowski Brothers of Matrix fame. Presumably this is why they hired Hugo Weaving (Agent Smith in the Matrix films) to play V and Natalie “Phantom Menace” Portman as Evey. The film is set in a dystopian totalitarian Britain under the autocratic rule of High Chancellor Adam Sutler (originally Adam Susan in the comic). He addresses all his subjects through a big cinematic sized screen rather like Big Brother in Ninteen Eighty-Four. Presumably this is what inspired them to cast John Hurt who played Winston Smith in the 1984 film Ninteen Eighty-Four! Stephen Rea (The Crying Game) plays a police inspector disillusioned with the system who spends most of the film wandering around bewildered as though he’d just fallen in love with a woman who turned out to be a bloke! Stephen Fry appears in it too – god knows why!

Yet the film is compulsive viewing, despite the fact that it has been adapted for an American audience because someone in America thinks the Americans will only enjoy it if it is done a certain way if they know what’s good for them. Oh, the irony! If you remember being in London in 2005 you’ll remember that Parliament square was closed for the filming. Apparently the planned premiere in London on 4th November 2005 was postponed, perhaps wisely so given the then recent bombings. But since then I have noticed many protesters sporting the very same Guy Fawkes mask as worn by V (I had originally thought it was a cheap Tony Blair mask given the ear to ear grin) Not even Alan Moore has denied that it is the film that has spurred this unusual form of protest. I am pushed to think of another film that has spilled over into real life politics in quite the same degree. Actually, now I do think about it there was Brewster’s Millions “None of the Above” campaign. Oh well.

[rating=3]

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Chernobyl Diaries

In late April 1986, I was out camping with my Scout group. Everthing seemed normal, though at the time there was talk in the media that a cloud of radiation was heading towards England from the East. True story. Because at the same time, in the old USSR a nuclear reactor had gone into meltdown at Chernobyl releasing the aforementioned radiation cloud. And at the nearby industrial town of Pripyat, which housed most of the reactors workers and families, efforts were underway to evacuate the city at incredible speed. People had little time to salvage possessions and virtually overnight the place was abandoned. It remains so to this day. However, certain areas of the town have seen radiation levels drop low enough for “extreme tourists” to return and photograph the site. Look it up on Google! Pripyat. I kid you not, it exists! I first heard about the town three years ago and have been fascinated by it since. The most famous pics are the deserted fairground and the ferris wheel that are now overgrown by nature.

There is nothing more compelling to me than fiction based on fact and so I was very excited when I first saw the trailer for Chernobyl Diaries. Story by Oren Peli (Paranormal Activity) and directorial debut by Brad Parker, the film began well leading us to this uniquely chilling, real-life town. However, it’s not long till night falls and then I guess we could have been anywhere! Dark corridors, flickery shadows and sudden noises are standard meal for any run-of-the-mill horror film. I expected more. Here we had the perfect zombie town that we all know and love, so do we really need to waste time with cliches such as building up the silence to a sudden scream? Much better to toy with our own paranoias, surely! They could have played more with the sublime nature of the town but instead ruined it by plunging most of it into darkness. Also there was too much handheld camera shots which often made it feel like there was a documentary film crew following them about. At one point they find someone’s videophone and, re-watching their “sticky demise”, it looked to me more like the person in question had accidently left their camera phone running in their pocket at a nightclub! Spooky it wasn’t! The whole thing ends up being nothing more than a Scooby-Doo chase away from the evil-doers and the fate of most of them is just as camp. As Eddie Izzard would say lackadaisically, “Oh…I’ve been captured!”

This film came out a fortnight ago but hasn’t seemed to peak as by the time I saw it this week I was alone in the cinema by myself. I was more spooked by that if I’m honest. Indeed, having the place to myself should have been a cinematique treat, but I was left unimpressed by jerky shots, poor atmospheric sound, slightly soapy acting and bad idea development. If anything it reminded me of Brit-flick Creep. Great premise, shame about the film.

[rating=2]

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Croupier

This classic from FilmFour is about a frustrated penniless writer who reluctantly takes a job as a croupier only to find his experiences at the casino helps him with his writers’ block. Heavily narrated throughout as if reading from a book, we follow our protaganist Jack Manfred (Clive Owen) as he expertly trips through the minefield of bouncers, hustlers, drug-dealers, violent punters and various women that the seedy life of the casino provides. But the narration becomes so heavy you are left wondering whether he is experiencing all this or just making it up. Mix this with the double-life lies and bluff that is required in a life of gambling and you are left with a potent, heady spin wondering what’s just happened or indeed what’s to come.

The sober performance of Clive Owen is perfect for keeping us grounded throughout the film and his cool headed James Bond swagger wins us over straight away. This was the first film I’ve seen him in, one of his earliest, and I was impressed by the performance though at times I did feel he had turned his character on just before the cameras rolled. The ever watchable Kate Hardie’s character was fun if a little underused. And worthy of a mention was Alex Kingston whose layered character was not overdone. Gina McKee’s character, Jack’s girlfriend, though not supposed to be, ended up being more of an enigma than he! Also for a couple who were hard up and penniless, they seemed to enjoy an incredibly comfortable middle-class lifestyle.

At just one and half hours, this film packs a lot in leaving a nice-paced film. Though a little dated (it was filmed in 1998 and the lead seems to be smoking everywhere he goes!) it still makes for a good flick, especially for a quiet night in.

[rating=4]

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The Great Dictator

Charlie Chaplin plays two parts in this film. The first is Hitler spoof Adenoid Hynkle, dictator of Tomania. We see his tyrannical rule fed with all the megalomania, infallibility and extreme vanity one would expect of someone who lives in their own small world. Meanwhile on the outside a Jewish barber (also played by Chaplin and strikingly similar to his ‘Little Tramp’ silent movie persona) is on the receiving end of the brutish anti-semetic barbarism of Hynkle’s stormtroopers. He is eventually imprisoned but escapes only to be mistaken for Hynkel. Taken to a rally he is forced to make a speech, which he does reluctantly at first, but the speech is inspired, utopian and ends the film terrifically. Not funny, nor tragic but heartfelt, sober, real and relevant even today!

Despite the release of “talkies”, Charlie Chaplin continued to produce and excel in silent films. But then in 1940 he wrote, produced and starred in this film. It was his first talking picture and was to become his most commercially successful film. They say the secret of comedy is timing. How appropriate then that a significant factor in this film is specifically the year it was released. It became a major propaganda weapon of its time stirring anti-nazi feeling in the States, who had yet to join the war. Its release in Britain in 1941 wouldn’t have happened two years earlier due to Chamberlains appeasement policy to Nazi Germany. However, Britain was now at war with Germany and for the box-office it was a hit!

However I believe this film strikes most poignantly with the benefit of hindsight. After all this was released at the start of 1940, when a majority of the war was yet to happen. Unbeknownst to Hollywood or its contemporary audience, the Holocaust had begun. Pleas from the Jewish characters to be accepted and live in harmony with their fellow man rather than be forced to “leave and go to another country” are more poignant now than they were probably meant at the time. The glee from a commandant that they had found a gas that “will kill everyone” now seems frighteningly prophetic. And in his utopian speech at the end, in which he engages mankind to aspire to peace, harmony and racial/relegious tolerance, Chaplin’s astute observation then, reflects accurately on how history now remembers Hitler and the Nazi’s. “Machine men with machine minds and machine hearts!”

At the Jewish Barbers lowest ebb, we never see his face!

Chaplin gambled a lot with this film. American film critic Roger Ebert sums it up when he says “He [Chaplin] put the Little Tramp and $1.5 million of his own money on the line to ridicule Hitler”. It’s clear he is giving the performance of a lifetime, mixing his silent talent with a simple yet powerful storyline that doesn’t just contain dialogue, no! With this, his first talkie, Chaplin decides to make a point of actually saying something worth hearing. And boy, does he!

You must watch this film at some point in your life!

[rating=6]

 

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Prometheus

As I was leaving the Imax after watching a midnight showing of Prometheus last night, there was lively, nay angry chatter from some of the audience members. One chap even exclaimed at the top of his voice that the experience had been worse than Star Wars – The Phantom Menace. I was instantly reminded of two very powerful images. The first was Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons “Worst Alien prequel in the world, evuuuuurrrr!”. The second, rather more apt, was a scene in Aliens when Sigourney Weaver slowly realised she was stood in the middle of a nest of Alien eggs – though in this instance it was me realising that I was surrounded by anorak Aliens fans. For them this prequel had been anticipated more than the Rapture. However it appeared to have gone down like a french kiss at a family reunion! They were not happy.

Which is a shame, cos I really liked the movie. But then I don’t feel precious about the franchise! Seeing it in 3d at the Imax was breathtaking. The shots of space, the great landscapes and the sublime spacecraft were well epic. And in a time when cinema loves fast, handheld edits and wobbly disorientating shots, it was a breath of fresh air to have nice long establishing shots that allowed you not just to feel like your there, but to explore and study what is essentially terrific artwork from the Post Prod team. And unlike other films I’ve seen in 3d, there was no gimmickry about its use.

I know little about Greek mythology or indeed the history of the Alien franchise to get into a debate about whether or not it was a worthy prequel. I’ll leave that to the anoraks. However, it did occur to me during the film that the experience of watching it in Imax and 3d would be hard to pirate! As I type, piracy is highly controversial and it’s claimed to be costing the industry billions. However, what’s not discussed is that many films, especially the hand held fast-edit ones I was mentioning earlier, are better viewed on a small screen. And, thanks to streaming services, viewing films at home is much cheaper than a trip to the cinema (including snacks!) If distributors are too complacent home-streaming will kill off cinemas in the same way VHS did in the 80’s. This was an experience that I could only have had at the cinema (alas, my house is too small for an Imax screen) and was worth the extra expense! With sustained, sensible pricing and more films of this medium, cinema may well rediscover it has something fresh and unique to offer!

I would urge you to catch this at an Imax theatre in 3d! Not for the small screen!

[rating=4]

 

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The Dictator

Sacha Baron-Cohen first premiered his most famous character Ali G on a UK Television show called “The 11’oclock Show” (sharing the spotlight with another aspiring comedian called Ricky Gervais). The show also featured minor creations of his – a Khazakstani reporter called Borat and a eurotrash fashion reporter called Bruno. All have gone on to have their own films and all have enjoyed mainstream success, although in my opinion Borat and Bruno were a much better effort.
So his repertoire exhausted, Baron-Cohen has shrewdly made his next film about a character we are already familiar with. With the Arab Spring of last year still fresh in peoples minds as well as the recent deaths of some of the worlds’ more notorious names (Hussein, Jong-Il and Gaddafi), the egotistical deluded world of The Dictator was his next comedy target. And it seemed to suit him well.
His publicity for the film has been typically Baron-Cohen, releasing his fictional character amongst an unsuspecting real life public. This time round included dumping an urn of Kim Jong-Il’s ashes on a very unimpressed Ryan Seacrest at the Oscars! Class. However this film relies less on this sort of improvisation and more on a scripted story, rather like the Ali G movie. The result was as bland and mediocre as the Ali G film. Great idea for sure, but not as spectacular an event as one would hope for, especially for a comedian of Baron-Cohen’s calibre.
The humour has lost its British edge and opts now for the “laugh at that loser!” American style of comedy. Pity. There are a few laugh out loud moments and some where you’ll want to laugh out loud but will think better of it. But maybe it’s 15 certificate indicates this is something teenage kids will love and quote, not thirty-something adults! Maybe I’m just too old? That was rhetorical, no answers on a postcard thankyouverymuch.

That said, I’m surprised it’s not out during the school summer holidays, like The Inbetweeners. I gave that 3 stars last August and this film is just as amusing in a juvenile way.

[rating=3]

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The Muppets

Most Muppet movies were spoofs of other movies such as Wizard of Oz, Christmas Carol or Treasure Island. But this time round we return to basics and focus on the characters themselves and what has become of them since their career launch pad The Muppet Show was cancelled by the networks. Now the Muppet Theatre lies derelict and echoes with the maudlin sounds of fun gone by. Our favourite characters have now resigned to less glamourous jobs to make ends meet and now the theatre itself is under threat from an evil developer. Cue Walter, a massive fan of the Muppets and someone who will later himself discover IS a Muppet, who goads Kermit into ‘getting the band back together’ and raising $10 million to save the Muppet Theatre from closure.
This film is very enjoyable. It seems that since Shrek, companies such as Disney and Dreamworks have realised what British pantomimes have known for a long time. That children’s films don’t necessarily have to be exclusively designed for children and that if the adults who escort the children enjoy the film, then the children will also. And, indeed, the adults won’t mind having the DVD of it on constantly too. In the case of Shrek it is often a nudge and a wink to innuendo. But this film has cleverly catered for the adults own childhood by making reminiscence of the Muppets 1970’s success a strong theme. Mix that with some great music from Flight of the Conchords’ Bret McKenzie (most notably the Oscar winning song “Am I a man or a Muppet?” complete with cameo from Jim Parsons) and the adults are sold, ergo, so are the kids! Not to mention the subtle film parodies, again for the 70’s-80’s generation, including The Blues Brothers and Bugsy Malone to name a few.
Studios can often make a mistake by seeing a product as a itemised commodity rather than the collective experience it is for many. When “Dr Who” returned to TV it owed much of its success to the fact that it was made by people who loved it, understood it and fought to get their way with it. I got a similar impression from this movie. Nothing was re-invented, nor dully repeated, but was embraced and enhanced by a production team who understood it. I appreciate I may be being over-analytical about a film on the Muppets, but I also believe giving credit where it’s due and if something is worth doing, it’s worth doing properly. After all, great films can be ruined if remade/sequelled badly and can even eclipse the originals (St. Trinians, Carry On Columbus, Blues Brothers 2000)
If I was to be picky, I would love to have seen more of Miss Piggy, but I imagine that was a contractual thing (her lawyers are said to be quite ruthless). And where was Kermits nephew Robin? Actual, he would have stolen the show so probably best he didn’t appear. And like Walter felt in the start of the film, once it’s finished you do end up pining for the Muppets company. No more spoofs. The day of Variety Show lives. More Muppet Show please. Or how about The Muppet Factor!

[rating=4]

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Johnny English Reborn

There have been many successful films whose legacies have been diluted by their appalling sequels. Superman, Ghostbusters and Blues Brothers to name a few. But occasionally a film’s sequel can be better than the first. The only problem with this is that the film is often approached with trepidation and a sense of dread – not a great start for it. Johnny English Reborn was one such film. I had heard from others the phrase “surprisingly good” which not only am I inclined to agree with, but also confirms my fears of peoples low expectations. It’s not a classic by any means but, nevertheless, not the messy regurgitation that sequels can often be, where the best bits of the first film are repeated in a slightly different order. Face it, I can’t think of many memorable moments from the first film.

Which is a shame as “The Man for All Seasons” English has great potential export. Presumably this is why the film contains every conceivable ‘English’ stereotype including The Queen, an amazingly shot scene at the Mall (involving an electric wheelchair!), an MI7 agent complete with Q branch and a Rolls Royce! But refreshingly some great comic twists on the stereotype weren’t always at the expense of our hero including a chase sequence where common sense, patience and the odd GnT triumph over skill and agility. After all, the English are masters of the understatement.

And it is with such understatement that Atkinson proves he is a comic master. I’m sure I’m not the only one who feared an hour and a half of Mr Bean-isms. But Atkinson also does cool very well and when confronted with the misfortune a character like English inevitably attracts, it is the defiant “stiff upper lip” and almost refusing to admit anything is wrong at all that proves to be quite amusing. A simple gag with a broken chair rising up and down in a serious meeting was hardly going to be original. Yet the movement was so slow and the comedy impeccably controlled and sustained that the moment for me was as good as any of Peter Sellers as Clouseau. Throw in an unlikely Oriental always attacking him from out of the blue and it was very comparable. Indeed, Clouseau also came to fruition in a sequel!

Bond is our biggest movie export and the franchise is renowned for its big budgets and dangerous stunts. Any spoof worth its weight should match this and it does. I was impressed by the chase sequences and the view of a helicopter getting stuck in a traffic jam! And a great array of imaginative gadgets and effects. And unlike the latest Bond episodes, the love interest in the movie was understated, which was a point winner. Also understated was it’s comparisons to other contemporary movies which, as films like Hot Shots show, can age it quite quickly.

What? You want a quote from me? OK…here goes!

“Quite good sequel. Don’t be put off by the original!” – FilmFridays!

How terribly understated. One might almost say….English!

[rating=3]
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Safe House

Matt Weston (Ryan Reynolds) mans a secret safe house/interrogation chamber for the CIA. His life both professionally and personally is about as buoyant as an anchor dragging along the sea bed. One day, the notorious bad egg Tobin Frost (Denzel Washington) is brought to the safe house for interrogation and water boarding. Some “terrorists” arrive, trashing the Safe House and Weston flees for his life taking the cool Frost as his prisoner. Inevitably the two grow a “Stockholm Syndrome” love-hate bond founded on wits, nerve, agility and experience.
I am beginning to miss the great expensive shots in movies these days. The fashion for hand held, wobbley, out of focus, gritty camera shots works better on television programmes that want to look like movies. However, on film, the style is tiring to watch and feels a little cheap. When you pay good money to watch something on a big screen with an expensive projector, you want a bit of cinema for your money, not something that looks like its been shot on a mobile phone. Not to mention that it can make you nauseous.
The film is ok but other aspects let it down. Weston is a character whose journey through movie sees him grow from boy to man. Reynolds seemed an odd choice to play the character, possibly too old to be believably naive. He seemed more like a Ryan Gosling understudy. Also I found Washingtons character, aptly named Frost, to be just a little too cool. As a result, his character was quite plain and lacked depth. I realise he was meant to be an enigma but even enigmas can enjoy, for example, a sense of menace. His expressionless face just made him dull to watch.
That said, this film is fine if you’ve never been to the cinema before. But if you’re expecting something of the calibre of American Gangster, you’ll be disappointed.
[rating=2]

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The Woman in Black

The British do the ghost story ever so well, especially if set in olden times in a remote village where locals eye you as a threat. Almost like a Daphne du Maurier of the present day, Susan Hill’s 1983 novel The Woman In Black has had remarkable success. From it’s inclusion in the national syllabus to an adaptation by the late Stephen Mallatratt which has run at London’s’ Fortune Theatre since 1989 to this very day and is almost set to give The Mousetrap a run or its money. The secret, I’ve no doubt, to both this successful run and the film version now starring Daniel Radcliffe is simple. It’s got a damn good story!

This new adaptation of the chiller differs occasionally from Hill’s original story. For example, Arthur Kipps (Daniel Radcliffe) is a widower caring for his young son. He never attends the funeral of Alice Drablow (one of the most iconic sightings of the Woman in Black) and the ending is completely different too, though no spoilers there! But WiB fans don’t fear! There is still an Eel Marsh House out on the Nine Lives Causeway which, if not computer generated, must have been a nightmare for the location manager. And the nearby village, Crythin Gifford, is aptly rustic and yokel if a little over eager to be so. And quite hilly for what is supposed to be the east coast of England, but that’s remote for you!

Despite numerous parts on stage and screen, it was never going to be easy to shake the cloak of Potter, but Radcliffe appears to have chosen wisely with this film. Fans of the actor have not had to re-invent him too much in their minds-eye whilst the film itself does well to showcase his abilities without a wand and specs. One would like to think that he owes this unique level of shrewdness for a man of his age to years of experience as Potter. I imagine it’s probably got more to do with the advice he’s heeded from the wealth of many highly experienced contacts he’s made! Whatever it is, I think it’s worked!

Excellent, indeed re-assuring support from a non-too-hysterical Ciarán Hinds as Daily. Radcliffe was never as good a child actor as Misha Handley, who plays his son (and is his real-life godson!) Praise too to Tim Maurice-Jones for his excellent cinematography. If you are ever stuck as to whether you should see the play or the film, I would say see them both. They are different treatments and different pieces of art. And both will frighten you – guaranteed!

[rating=5]

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